best of schmidt // season 1 (part one)
You can take your shirt off whenever you want.
Marvel are awesome, they send a dump truck full of money to your house and say, YOU WILL BE IN OUR MOVIE. BUT FIRST YOU MUST BECOME SHREDDED.
He was already hot.
\m/ Rock Star \m/
this is the sickest image of me ive ever uploaded to the internet please help it get the most notes out of any of my selfies ever
best swear ever
OH GOD OH GOD THEY MEAN REAL THINGS.
Dude, you didn’t know that? Pretty much all of the Chinese in Firefly was a classic example of Getting Shit Past the Censors.
Just in case you needed to know useful Chinese phrases like “Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews.”
Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.
There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.
This had confused me for a long time and this explanation makes so much sense!!