Oxymorons and Hyperbole

penguinbutts:

Decided to re-visit a favourite DA account! I didn’t see a masterpost so  (◡‿◡✿)

Credit: Boratoki/Cursed-cat.

pizza-omelette:

you’re such an ass catdad

jetgreguar:

still my favorite fucking thing

jetgreguar:

still my favorite fucking thing

bionichute:

people who don’t want waluigi in smash 4

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kingcheddarxvii:

*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”

"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"

"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"

pixalry:

Welcome to…Video Games - Poster series created by Simon Delart

These gaming posters by Simon add up to one of the coolest design series around, and you can buy any or all of these prints at his Society6 Shop! You should also give him a follow on Tumblr and Twitter.


The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.

The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.

inaudible-sighs:

alexsteeles:

"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.

OH MY GOD

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

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